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September 04, 2007

uhmmm the eighties...are over people

Well it seems the eighties decade has reared it's over styled ratted head once again in the mainstream of america...all i can say is ew. I troll craigslist maybe once or twice a week because you never know...pretty much all my furniture with the exception of the bedroom is a la craigslist, granted the really nice stuff came from San diego craigslist...those people throw away good stuff. But here in the middle of Texas people are ludicrously thinking their old crappy 80's rounded wood furniture (with glass inserts no less!) are still valued at what they paid in the 80's for them.....uhm people? herringbone wood patterns and smoked glass are the spawn of the invention of laser cut computer driven furniture producing...in it's infancy...hence the large blocky ickyness that resulted and no amount of brass inlays will change that. *shudder* seriously this stuff should be burned and returned to hell from whence it came.

 

 

 

 
This is just wrong on so many levels.... 
ouch..my eyes! 
 

 

April 23, 2007

will farrell is growing on me

after the "The landlord" which turns out was a huge viral planned video by Farrell, I now have a growing appreciation for the man's humor. I saw "Blades of Glory" this weekend and laughed non-stop. Then again, the absolute necessity of just taking a break from working could have been part of it and reaching the end to a fairly crappy week could have contributed but I know part of it was simply just that the man is just freakin funny.

 

so yea for the break, the girls got their hair cut and hopefully, I will be able to sell some stock soon... 

July 12, 2006

Elvis was a stormtrooper

I think this is my neighbor...

July 05, 2006

Alexi's food photography

June 23, 2006

Week from heck and then some...

I think I was haunted by Phil from Heck all this week. Everyday was more frantic and ickier than the next leading up to the penultimate day of today which was the worst of all. There is a silver lining in all of this as I get to see one of my favorite comics of all time live....yes...here! Paula Poundstone....I'm bringing my camera..hopefully, I can get a pic of her. I defintely need to laugh after being this tired and overworked. I still have a long work weekend ahead of me. After that I have to start working on my own project. I don't think I'll be taking on much more outside work for awhile. I am getting quite burnt out. Otherwise, I seriously need to rethink what I'm doing back here. I feel ver overwhelmed with no one to really discuss or vent to without it coming back to bite me in the butt. Even when you're away from work you have to look over your shoulder to make sure  who's listening...Everyone's either related or friends with everyone else. I still like it better than a huge city though. I never felt so lonely before. I always had school before and there everyone was going through the same crap so it was easy to make friends. I never really engaged a whole lot socially for social purposes there was always a goal to be met when I got involoved in other people's lives. I guess that's why people work to. but you don't get to pick who you work with per say now do you? *sigh* I like what I'm doing, I just wish there wasn't so much of it

Undecided

May 05, 2006

Happy Cinco de Miracle Whip

Happy Cinco de Mayo people.  I'm finishing up a long web project in these here next few weeks and I'm now waiting for the programmers to work their magic. Again, I'm starting to lurk through blogs...I've convinced myself that if I don't comment then I'm not addicted. Really, I can quit any time I want. Anyhoo....I've discovered some sites written by guys. Amazing. For awhile there I was thinking blogs were a girl thing to vent, but no apparently guys will talk as long as it involves a complex coding initiative to start a blog. and they think we're weird. I saw this post and thought it was pretty funny. Amazing how age can dictate what you should and shouldn't do. I especially like the guys point of view of things.

TexasBestGrok

::QUOTE:: 

59 Things

I just recently turned 38, and have bolded the ones that I have, in fact, done:
  • Coin his own nickname.
  • Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
  • Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
  • Hacky sack.
  • Hang art with tape. (only in the kids' rooms)
  • Ask a policeman, "You ever shoot anybody with that thing?"
  • Ask a woman, "Hey, you got a license for that ass?"
  • Skip. (with my daughter)
  • Take a camera to a nude beach.
  • Let his father do his taxes.
  • Shout out a response to "Are you ready to rock?" (but only in the privacy of my car)
  • Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
  • Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
  • Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
  • Give shout-outs.
  • Use numbers in place of words or locations, such as "the 411" for information, or "the 313" for Detroit
  • Compare the trajectory of his life with those of the characters in Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant. (Who hasn't?)
  • Request extra sprinkles.
  • Air drum. (Who can listen to Tom Sawyer or YYZ and not?)
  • Choose 69 as his jersey number
  • Eat Oreo cookies in stages. (Oh, yeah, baby. And make your own double-and triple stuffs).
  • End a conversation with "later skater."
  • Hold his lighter up at a concert.
  • Wear Converse All Stars with a tuxedo.
  • Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
  • Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
  • Call "shotgun" before getting in a car. (?)
  • Mist up during Aerosmith's "Dream On." (I get the feeling the author of this list likes to sip wine coolers while admiring the new window treatments, if you catch my drift... not that there's anything wrong with it...)
  • Purchase fireworks.
  • Google the word vagina.
  • Ride a pony.
  • Sport an ironic mustache.
  • Say "two points" every time he throws something in the trash.
  • Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write, "Wish you were here" on it
  • Purchase home-brewing paraphernalia.
  • The John Travolta point-to-the-ceiling-point-to-the-floor dance move; also that one from Pulp Fiction.
  • Keep a minuscule amount of marijuana extremely well hidden.
  • Watch the Pink Floyd laser light show at a planetarium.
  • Refer to his girlfriend's breasts as "the twins."
  • Own a vanity plate.
  • Say goodbye to anyone by tapping his chest and even so much as whispering, "Peace out."
Not bad, I guess.
:: END QUOTE::
 

Amazing how holidays are always a reason for self-assessment. For me they are anyway. Like you have to be told to appreciate your mom, God, your neighbors. They have holidays especially made for atonement. as if the other holidays don't generate enough guilt. Frankly sometimes I think they're lost on the people who need them the most. For the record, I think eating oreos in stages is a timeless act and no one should ever feel to old to do it. 

 

April 17, 2006

Texas baby names and the future of work

ok enough of the easter holiday blues. thank god THAT's over. Nothing like a full blown bitch session to make you feel all betters. Anyhoo, I've been back in Texas for almost 6 months now...and my place STILL isn't painted. More on the house crap later. So where am I going tomorrow? SAN DIEGO! yeah I know! but only for 2 days. I'm getting to make a presentation on a subject that is pretty much over my head but I've been told to keep it light as the audience will apparently have less technical knowledge than me. Nothing like underestimating your audience's intelligence to start a preso off right. So I'm currently taking a break from my "book report preso" to write this. 12 slides and counting! whoo hoo!

getting back to the title of this entry...ever since I've been in CA I have a different perspective of Texas. not only a new found fondness for my beloved state but also some understanding of how outsiders can get the impression that we seem to spend a little too much time talking to the cows. I was driving back to work after lunch today and noticed a sticker on the car in front of me. One of those down home auto sales lots who can't afford the really cool metal ones like the large lots have. In some ways it was understandable. The name of the car lot was "Cooter's auto sales" I wish I had my camera. not that i would've gotten a great pic but at least it would've been something. It got me to thinking about the backwoods white trailer trash names that texans in particular seem to curse their children with. Maynard, Cooter, Buford, Delbert, Earl, Tanya, Lurleen Norton (Wink)...now these are most likely family names, but seriously why perpetuate bad taste and call it tradition?

I found this looking for Cooter's website...(alas, there wasn't one) it looks pretty funny. it's always funny when Texans get preachy with a twang...ah say....

the future of work

 

April 13, 2006

More Easter Fun :: The sordid practice of PEEP research

peep Peep research - good or bad?

peep research site 1 

peep research site 2

 

again, the stress of the holidays has taken it's toll... 

April 12, 2006

May the Easter Beagle be kind to you this year...

snoopyI did something last night that I haven't done since I was a kid. I watched "It's the Easter Beagle Charlie Brown". I used to count down the days as a kid for every holiday waiting for the official Snoopy and Charlie Brown Special to come on. Snoopy is what got me into drawing as a kid. then garfield which rocks as a strip but sucks as a movie unfortunately. and finally Bloom County. I miss you Charles Schultz. Happy Easter everyone, I hope you find lots of eggs. 

April 07, 2006

Interesting things I'm noticing....

Ok, I've discovered facebook thanks to a co-worker who is still into the whole of college life. Now I MUST stress that as a non-participating watcher of either SURVIVOR or American Idol, I did NOT sign up for facebook to make a whole lot of friends but as research for advertising and marketing. I found myself this morning looking through the "groups" of tamu facebook. Now I realize I'm in the south again, and I know this is a GOD fearing town which isn't too bad as you would hope people would actually listen to morals and values and adopt them into their lives, but for criminy's sake, does EVERY group have to be for Christ? many groups are quite tame and it gets even more interesting when more than one group decides their group is just about Christ...(uh, why not just join the first group?" What got me though was the "insert real intent for group"----for christ" like "dog walkers for christ" or worse..."aggie dog walkers for christ" we know where we are....try something else here people. you aren't an official dog walker group for a&m. there is no olympic category for picking up dog poop.buddy_christ.jpgNow I guess I'm a bit bitter....not against religion itself but to me this is sort of a discriminatory thing in that it blatantly tells people of faiths that they can't be an aggie dogwalker. they have to go out and start their own dog walker group for whatever deity they choose. So way to open up those arms of acceptance people. you're main interest is dog walking....don't make people feel they have to be a chrisitan to do it. and hey you may learn something about other people rather than just inviting clones of yourself to a group. now it's become this screwed up fascination of mine, thanks to really icky events in my life that dealt with religion, to somewhat find the hypocracy in people when they're overly zealous about their religion. actually people who are overly zealous about anything to the point of perkiness makes me want to slap them as it's just demented. seriously, i get very argumentative. and it's not that i'm against religion either. it's that i'm against ANYONE trying to convince me that they're better than me because their religious. (religious meaning they attend church maybe once a week and they have a sticker on their car (in this case... aggie "insert religion" for christ) not they actually y'know PRACTICE what they're taught in church in their own lives. because as I see it your religion is a spiritual guidance of how you live your life. not how many times you walk a dog for christ. This does NOT excuse you from sleeping with your friend's ex-boyfriend whom you KNEW your friend was still in love with. (for example ;) and does that even entitle you to the label of friend?) Nor does it give you license to be a jerk (neglect, ignore, snub) to people you decide are not religious enough for you....I think of that movie "Saved" it was so perfect...in that the outcasts were the only ones being real humans and the perky over religious skanks who were perceived as good were really the bad people. I think that movie was protested by those same people. which i think is funny. I do know good people who are religious and they give me hope for church and someday I may actually go. I may have to skip my aggie underwater basket weavers for christ meeting though...;)